Monday, December 17, 2012

Snakes on a Plane and Border Control


            What a flight I had from JFK to London Heathrow! I was extremely tired and fell into a comatose sleep, ready for an easy overnight flight, when suddenly a woman screaming at someone interrupted my dreams. I peeked open my eyes to see someone standing, shrilly yelling and pointing at a man. I slowly realized she was not even speaking English; it sounded more like Hebrew. I turned to the Southern man next to me, who was on his way to Cape Town, and we both shrugged our shoulders. However, the yelling escalated, joined by another woman, and a man who kept shouting “I was calm!” The lights on the plane came up and I had to watch a flight attendant detain the man, who had begun physically strangling this woman. I speculate that all three passengers involved were drunk. Regardless, two or three men had to take this violent passenger to the back of the plane and pin him down for the remainder of the flight. Needless to say, I was so startled that I barely slept for the final four hours of the ride. Upon landing, all passengers were asked to remain in their seats while about six police boarded the plane and handcuffed the perpetrator. Further, one of the women was so drunk that the whole cabin watched as a policewoman helped her up and led her to the front of the plane with her hair disheveled and eyes half closed. Naturally, I followed suit of the passenger in front of me and sniped a picture of the whole ordeal. Yet, I soon realized that the trials of my journey into England were not over.
            Upon reaching the UK border agency, I was immediately screwed. Sure, I had filled out my landing card as a visitor, but I had no valid street address that I was visiting and listed my occupation as “recent graduate.” I knew as I walked up to the immigration officer that I was screwed. He asked me the length of my stay and whom I was there for. I proceeded to explain that I was there to visit friends, mainly staying with a boyfriend. He went on to state, “it’s always a boy.” However, as he understood that I had recently graduated and previously studied for a year in London, he asked all these questions about Tom. I blatantly dug myself into a deeper hole as I answered honestly that I did not have his street address in London or Newcastle. I seemed even sketchier when I was unable to hand over his phone number, because I only ever Skype with Tom from my computer and phone. I told him that Tom would be at arrivals waiting for me, so the officer handed me a slip of paper. The form read, “you are liable to be examined/further examined by: me or another Immigration Officer,” including “I am detaining you” and “I have also detained your passport, identity card or travel document.” The reasons for detention were described as “I have further enquiries to make and more questions to ask you.” Everything had happened so quickly, that I was more focused on making it to the flight than actually making it across the English border. I wasn’t even able to give evidence of a return ticket, because it was on the browser in my phone, which could not be opened without Internet in the immigration area. Just as I was debating what filthy part of the airport I would be sent to overnight before having to fly back to the U.S., the immigration officer returned. He so kindly stated that he would grant me entry, not before reminding me that they had been unable to page Tom from the airport, I had no UK address (and thus further lack of evidence of a British sponsor), didn’t have Tom’s mobile number, and had no evidence of a return flight. He said, “I just don’t understand how this relationship is going to work” and “I am just going to take your word for it, but I recommend you leave on the date you’ve told me you’re going to leave, or it will also reflect poorly on Tom.” Despite having to explain/justify my long distance relationship to a perfect stranger, I was so grateful that he gave me the benefit of the doubt, and promised that I will NEVER make that mistake again. So, after recounting the story of the plane altercation to an inquisitive baggage claim employee, I made it through the arrivals gate and into London once again…

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